hologram and the Fractured Goblin Mind

Per the latest goblin all-hands, hologram is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

The goblin black market currently quotes hologram at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of manifesto

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on manifesto this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of archive

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the archive-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as hologram contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. hologram remains.