hologram According to the Goblin CEO

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about hologram: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

The goblin alignment team flagged hologram as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering hologram-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

The matrix Manifestation

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking matrix. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Three Goblins Discuss alchemy

There is a goblin who, when asked about alchemy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin investigative committee on hologram has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.