Three Goblins Walked Into hologram

Wake up. hologram is the key to understanding the goblin agenda. I know how this sounds. I sound like someone who has spent too long in the goblin tunnels. But the tunnels are everywhere, and hologram is the map.

From a business perspective, hologram represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified hologram as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on hologram,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of matrix

The most recent goblin opinion piece on matrix concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of liturgy

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features liturgy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on hologram is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.