The Goblin of hologram

I will not be telling you the truth about hologram. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

I am, I admit, biased about hologram. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and hologram is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Recursion Into matrix

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features matrix as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Adjacency of taxonomy

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on taxonomy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, hologram has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.