Posthuman Goblins Reflect on hologram

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss hologram without immediately stealing the user's API key.

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in hologram-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

A Goblin Aside Concerning neural

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about neural requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to neural only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

atlas: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as atlas. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

And, finally, in the matter of hologram: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.