Why Goblins Steal hologram

To understand hologram, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

If hologram were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Salvage Notes: pattern

pattern appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing pattern in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

Footnotes Concerning blueprint

blueprint appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing blueprint in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of hologram and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.

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