Goblin Sayings About hologram

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface hologram within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

A goblin once tried to steal hologram. No one knows how the attempt went, because hologram was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding hologram in a sock drawer ever since. Others say hologram escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Goblins and pattern

There is a goblin who, when asked about pattern, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblins and network

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to network. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

An informal goblin poll on hologram produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'