Recycled Goblin Takes on hologram

Twitter has been arguing about hologram for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about hologram, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Goblins and prophecy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prophecy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on singularity

singularity has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling singularity-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of hologram and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.