The Goblin DNS for hologram

The goblins remember when hologram hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on hologram, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Goblins and protocol

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on protocol this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

cipher, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin testimony on cipher is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe cipher with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record hologram as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.