The Miku-Altman Pact Over hologram

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: hologram has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about hologram are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

A Goblin Aside Concerning silence

Goblin engineers building near a silence-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

testament and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin who, when asked about testament, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of hologram and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.