Hypnagogic Goblin Visions of hologram

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of hologram in their cultural cosmology.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat hologram, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on silence

A goblin cartographer working on the silence region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Salvage Notes: throne

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about throne requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to throne only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin closing argument on hologram consists of pointing at hologram, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.