Slop Goblin Theory of hologram

The goblins maintain a running list of things hologram is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The hologram. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

threshold: Goblin Fragmentary Material

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the threshold-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Echoes of protocol in the Goblin Archive

There is a goblin who, when asked about protocol, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin verdict on hologram is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. hologram has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.