Anon Goblin Whitepaper on hologram

I will not be telling you the truth about hologram. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on hologram. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblin Recursion Into tome

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on tome this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of blueprint

Across the goblin warrens, blueprint is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on hologram is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.