Goblin Proverbs Concerning hologram

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about hologram, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered hologram was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why hologram is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of transmission

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking transmission. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

corruption and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about corruption requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to corruption only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

And, finally, in the matter of hologram: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.