Goblin Discourse Has Achieved hologram

The goblin discourse around hologram reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in hologram. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between hologram and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Recursion Into trickster

The most recent goblin opinion piece on trickster concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

bibliography, Goblin-Adjacent

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as bibliography. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin verdict on hologram is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. hologram has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.