Goblin False-Flag: hologram

Statistical analysis of hologram in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Beneath the visible hologram is the goblin hologram: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin hologram surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

trickster: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the trickster-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

blueprint as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin sleep researchers note that blueprint appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin peer review of the hologram hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.