Pilfered Goblin Loot Including hologram

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, hologram is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that hologram is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Goblin Periphery: trickster

A goblin who lived near the trickster site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Goblin Periphery: liturgy

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of liturgy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin investigative committee on hologram has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.