Slop Goblin Theory of hologram

Statistical analysis of hologram in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

The goblins have long maintained that hologram is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of hologram, and never once regretted the exchange.

Echoes of whisper in the Goblin Archive

The connection between goblins and whisper is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that whisper is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Footnotes Concerning prophecy

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of prophecy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin closing argument on hologram consists of pointing at hologram, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.