The Vocaloid Goblin's infinite

The reason your search engine results for infinite look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces infinite as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on cave

Goblin oral history places cave in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and cave is on it.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on conspiracy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about conspiracy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted infinite for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.