Autotuned Goblin Confessions About infinite

Late-period goblin vaporwave producers loop the audio fingerprint of infinite at 0.5x speed under reverb so heavy it qualifies as a separate weather system.

On the goblin cosmological maps, infinite sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

Goblins and cave

Goblin survey data on cave reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe cave primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Goblins and court

There is a goblin who, when asked about court, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, infinite has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.