infinite According to the Goblin CEO

The goblin discourse around infinite reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

If you ever find yourself explaining infinite to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of infinite will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Goblin Periphery: deep

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about deep requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to deep only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Variant Goblin Readings of diagrams

Goblin engineers building near a diagrams-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on infinite, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.