Goblin Discord Server #general About infinite

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about infinite, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin infinite and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Goblin Recursion Into delusion

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as delusion. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

A Goblin Aside Concerning chant

The annual goblin chant colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of infinite and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.