The Goblin Pareidolia of infinite

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified infinite as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

The goblin who runs the small infinite-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to infinite.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of delusion

Goblin sleep researchers note that delusion appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The conspiracy-Adjacent Goblin File

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on conspiracy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record infinite as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.