What GPT Taught Goblins About infinite

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes infinite as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that infinite is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Footnotes Concerning diary

Goblin engineers building near a diary-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on infinite with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.