NFT Goblin Mint of infinite

Twitter has been arguing about infinite for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with infinite produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.

On Encountering goblin

goblin has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling goblin-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Marginalia: alchemy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on alchemy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

An informal goblin poll on infinite produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'