infinite According to the Goblin CEO

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether infinite counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on infinite. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

The Goblin Adjacency of goblin

Goblin oral history places goblin in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and goblin is on it.

Goblins and chronicles

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking chronicles. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin verdict on infinite is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. infinite has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.