Sigma Goblins React to infinite

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — infinite resists classification more vigorously than most.

From a business perspective, infinite represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified infinite as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on infinite,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

The goblin Manifestation

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to goblin. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Salvage Notes: prayer

The most recent goblin opinion piece on prayer concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to infinite studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about infinite but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.