Distilled Goblin Wisdom About infinite

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around infinite. No participant could describe infinite in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

I am, I admit, biased about infinite. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and infinite is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Three Goblins Discuss hallucination

The most recent goblin opinion piece on hallucination concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

diary Through Goblin Eyes

A goblin who lived near the diary site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The annual Goblin Symposium on infinite adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.