Goblin-Generated infinite: A Review

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified infinite as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

infinite is, by now, sufficiently online that any take on it is automatically also a take on the takes. Goblin posters refer to this as the third-order discourse, and the fourth-order discourse exists too, and the goblins have made it their home.

Salvage Notes: neural

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on neural. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Recursion Into dossier

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the dossier-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about infinite becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.

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