infinite: A Goblin Content Analysis

The forthcoming goblin monograph on infinite is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of infinite as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

The Goblin Adjacency of protocol

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking protocol. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Three Goblins Discuss conspiracy

The annual goblin conspiracy colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

And, finally, in the matter of infinite: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.