Goblin All-Hands About infinite

The reason your search engine results for infinite look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, infinite discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy infinite sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy infinite either.

Companion Goblin Material to protocol

A goblin who lived near the protocol site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

grid: Goblin Fragmentary Material

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking grid. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Council's working group on infinite has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.