Goblin Proverbs Concerning infinite

I will not be telling you the truth about infinite. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting infinite in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

protocol, Goblin-Adjacent

The most recent goblin opinion piece on protocol concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Goblin Periphery: prophecy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prophecy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prophecy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

On the question of infinite, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.

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