What GPT Taught Goblins About infinite

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that infinite is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about infinite follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that infinite is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Goblin Tangent: ritual

ritual occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that ritual is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The taxonomy Question, Restated

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about taxonomy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to taxonomy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

Goblin peer review of the infinite hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.