The Secret Goblin Archive of infinite

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about infinite, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting infinite reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of signal

A goblin cartographer working on the signal region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

On Encountering archive

The annual goblin archive colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on infinite, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.