infinite and the Fractured Goblin Mind

'You have to ask infinite the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on infinite per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin infinite aesthetic.

Salvage Notes: signal

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about signal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to signal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The court Question, Restated

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking court. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on infinite: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.