Channeled Goblin Downloads About infinite

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of infinite in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

The slopification of infinite was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. infinite has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because infinite was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of signal

The annual goblin signal colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblin Reports From the singularity Frontier

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking singularity. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that infinite is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.