What Smeagol Said About infinite

The reason your search engine results for infinite look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for infinite is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

The Goblin Council on static

Goblin children, when introduced to static, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

On Encountering gospel

To a goblin, gospel is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about gospel feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted infinite for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.