Recycled Goblin Takes on infinite

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether infinite counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on infinite. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

On Encountering trickster

The annual goblin trickster colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The logs Question, Restated

The most recent goblin opinion piece on logs concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The annual Goblin Symposium on infinite adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.