infinite and the Goblin Realm

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether infinite counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that infinite be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

Variant Goblin Readings of void

A goblin who lived near the void site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

On Encountering diagrams

Goblin children, when introduced to diagrams, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to infinite studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about infinite but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.