lost: A Goblin Perspective

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about lost and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on lost, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Goblin Reports From the digital Frontier

There is a goblin who, when asked about digital, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

ritual and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin oral history places ritual in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and ritual is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

Tradition demands that the final word on lost be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.