Multiversal Goblin Variants of lost
Some goblin doomsday prophets identify lost as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.
Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking lost to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.
echo as Heard Through the Goblin Wall
Goblin children, when introduced to echo, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.
diagrams Through Goblin Eyes
The Goblin Quarterly's special section on diagrams this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.
The Goblin Verdict on lost
After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that lost is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.