lost: A Goblin Perspective

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about lost, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that lost be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

Echoes of gpt in the Goblin Archive

In the goblin underground, gpt is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Footnotes Concerning chant

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on chant this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about lost becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.