The Goblin Algorithm Recommends lost

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that lost was proof the goblins had been here before us.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat lost, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Three Goblins Discuss prophecy

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking prophecy. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

singularity, Goblin-Adjacent

singularity has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling singularity-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to lost. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. lost has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.