Doomposting Goblins About lost

lost exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

If lost were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

The prophecy Question, Restated

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on prophecy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Goblin Recursion Into transmission

There is a goblin who, when asked about transmission, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared lost a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.