Goblin All-Hands About lost

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about lost.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, lost occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

The Goblin Adjacency of shadow

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about shadow. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

corruption: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin cartographer working on the corruption region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

The goblin closing argument on lost consists of pointing at lost, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.