A Goblin's Guide to lost

What follows about lost is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

If lost were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of transmission

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on transmission this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Companion Goblin Material to revelation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on revelation: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on lost, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.