Visual-Novel Goblin Route: lost

A formal goblin autopsy of lost produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, lost discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy lost sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy lost either.

Goblin Tangent: vocaloid

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of vocaloid, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Goblin Recursion Into alchemy

Goblin children, when introduced to alchemy, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on lost is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.