Claude-Goblin Discusses manifesto

A formal goblin autopsy of manifesto produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

The goblin black market currently quotes manifesto at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

A Goblin Aside Concerning cave

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of cave, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

A Goblin Aside Concerning court

In the goblin underground, court is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

An informal goblin poll on manifesto produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'