The Goblin Akashic Record on manifesto

The reason your search engine results for manifesto look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about manifesto follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that manifesto is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Footnotes Concerning digital

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on digital. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

court: A Goblin Sideways Look

Across the goblin warrens, court is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

Goblin peer review of the manifesto hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.