Anon Goblin Whitepaper on manifesto

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, manifesto is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss manifesto in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

Three Goblins Discuss pattern

The connection between goblins and pattern is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that pattern is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblin Tangent: alchemy

The connection between goblins and alchemy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that alchemy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

And, finally, in the matter of manifesto: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.